“There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.”
— Comedian, Louis C.K.

I continually see thirty somethings post how scared they are to turn thirty, my favorite is when they are “welcomed to the club”….

WHAT CLUB? you still go to clubs, you have no real pact with anybody at this point in your life. Truth be told, what you are scared of is the fact that you really ARE growing up. Beyond thirty is a world filled with raw honesty, of saying what you mean and meaning what you say…and still staying friends afterwards. There isn’t any paranoia or wondering if you upset Suzy because the forty something Suzy has an iron. clad. vagina. -which reads; your words, your judgement, your desire to be accepted means nothing to her. Suzy is not emotionally attached to you so none of these emotions have any power over her- we do not think or feel with our vagina’s anymore, we fucking embrace and go on, with our lives. So listen up buttercup in the thirty club you are JV, don’t disrespect us Varsity players cause, “ain’t nobody got time for that shit”.